All right. Here's the deal, folks.
It has come to people's attention that I am, in fact, evil. For various reasons, namely the tendancy of humans to respond to evil as if it's a bad thing, I've been hiding that fact. I was pleasantly surprised when nobody seemed to notice the 'Hellmaster' the loudspeaker added when the new cabin arrangements were made.
However, since Amelia showed up shortly thereafter and began slandering me, I see I have no choice in just confessing it, especially as she didn't have the goodness of heart to give me the benefit of the doubt.
That all said:
I am not your enemy.
I have no interest in killing any of the campers
unless you choose to start something at which point you will be put down after some obligatory torture and soul-stealing
. We are all trapped here, myself included. I have no desire to conquer the camp. Possession of property is boring
, and ultimately useless
. If anyone else wants to conquer the camp, that's fine, as long as you do not try to limit my activities.
I leave this 'taking of the world' business to more petty
As a matter of fact...
You may be surprised to know this, but I do, in fact, desire to help you all break down that forcefield that surrounds this camp and thus help enable our escape
into the world at large which I will destroy utterly mwahahahahahahaha!
For the time being, we are friends.
Let's get along, everyone.